I Dm’d 100 Girls as a Professional Footballer

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ChrisMD

5 mánuðum síðan

Dm'd 100 terrible football pick-up lines to people on Tinder and it's absolutely glorious
Ollie: ispost.info/zone/XBNYqHC-DakYa2D6gvkYDw
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Ummæli
BALDOCK Boys practical vlogs
BALDOCK Boys practical vlogs 2 dögum síðan
OK
Eli Olson
Eli Olson 3 dögum síðan
G Arsenal
Rian Durkan
Rian Durkan 17 dögum síðan
Chris its pronounced eefa nit oif aoife
Khye Athwal
Khye Athwal 23 dögum síðan
Roses are red violets are blue when I saw that you mashed me my reaction was sooo 😂😂😂😂
Adam Buglyo
Adam Buglyo 26 dögum síðan
Lmao I love your buddy he's so funny
nyghtfury11
nyghtfury11 28 dögum síðan
Oif- bro it's Aoife(eefa)
Logan Randall
Logan Randall 29 dögum síðan
Wow Chris... the crash one was actually brilliant.
• infinityXsisters •
• infinityXsisters • 29 dögum síðan
Hi Chris this vid made my day Ty
Neil Joisce
Neil Joisce Mánuði síðan
I thought this was a kids friendly channel
richisdisturbed
richisdisturbed Mánuði síðan
Wanted to DM 100 women, only to find out he's more popular with the boys.
Conor
Conor Mánuði síðan
What have I seen
Matteo Chiesa
Matteo Chiesa Mánuði síðan
You guys are getting matches?
Elijah Ssekandi
Elijah Ssekandi Mánuði síðan
10:16 lol
Elijah Ssekandi
Elijah Ssekandi Mánuði síðan
8:11 gets me😂😂😂😂
Roonie Ramshaw
Roonie Ramshaw Mánuði síðan
Oif - aoife Its eefuh mate
Roonie Ramshaw
Roonie Ramshaw Mánuði síðan
Can you do it on a cold rainy night in stoke ;)
Marin Jacky
Marin Jacky Mánuði síðan
Chris md you are 10 times better than ollie
Marin Jacky
Marin Jacky Mánuði síðan
Mice
Jamie Garson
Jamie Garson Mánuði síðan
5:09 im pretty sure she won't find adam johnson on tinder. i think he uses an app called "kinder"
WcG iFredy29
WcG iFredy29 Mánuði síðan
I like playing at the Nude Camp, cos things could get Messi. Sorry just trying to think of good ones myself😂
Atharva Roy
Atharva Roy Mánuði síðan
is this what football youtubers do now
Chrlie
Chrlie Mánuði síðan
Damn, a blue arse
Campbell Shaw
Campbell Shaw Mánuði síðan
You missed the chance to say Roses are red Violets are fine You be the 6 And ill be the 9
XXN M3N0
XXN M3N0 Mánuði síðan
The people that called Chris a Catfish:👁👄👁 well f***
Jack Gall
Jack Gall Mánuði síðan
The videos r defo funnier when Ollie is in them 😂
Brandon Vice
Brandon Vice Mánuði síðan
Girls don't get these pick up lines at all, you're better off saying "I have money, wanna go out" 100 out of 100 success
aname alastname
aname alastname Mánuði síðan
The fact that almost everyone he matched with is a guy
Echo
Echo 2 mánuðum síðan
I live in snodland lol
Jakob Gartner
Jakob Gartner 2 mánuðum síðan
You should do a "I dm'd a 100 girls as a famous ISpostr". That would be really interesting 😂
____________
____________ 2 mánuðum síðan
Emi ‘please come back’ Wayyyy UTV
Ctrl Alt De ligt
Ctrl Alt De ligt 2 mánuðum síðan
69 likes so far ;)
Viktor Stevic
Viktor Stevic 2 mánuðum síðan
Whats the name of the outro song?
Arthemizy Sharon
Arthemizy Sharon 2 mánuðum síðan
"Let's spend the night together and I'll show you the same loyalty as robin van persie" 😂
Crazy Horse Dance
Crazy Horse Dance 2 mánuðum síðan
5:38 song ?
Shoyo Hinata
Shoyo Hinata 2 mánuðum síðan
1:46 LOL!
Simona Nectarie
Simona Nectarie 2 mánuðum síðan
Cool video
anthony clarke
anthony clarke 2 mánuðum síðan
Oldies were just cold
Barry Oleary
Barry Oleary 2 mánuðum síðan
I’m trying to start off a ISpost channel, I would appreciate every sub and every view, as it would mean the world to me. Thx for listening and sorry for wasting ur time.
It Be Like That
It Be Like That 3 mánuðum síðan
“Sorry wrong footballer , keep swiping right for Adam Johnson”. 😹😹😹😹 that’s brutal 💀
aRt ZodiAc
aRt ZodiAc 3 mánuðum síðan
Hopes you didn't msg to my fake id
KDGamer
KDGamer 3 mánuðum síðan
Realize that’s there are 69 thousand likes on the video
TomatoIsNotAFruit
TomatoIsNotAFruit 3 mánuðum síðan
Why do you claim to be professional footballer when you are not even close to it
Kapil gaming419 CALL OF DUTY
Kapil gaming419 CALL OF DUTY 3 mánuðum síðan
Lots of love chris
Halo Kora
Halo Kora 3 mánuðum síðan
The bayer Leverkusen one 😂😂😂👍
Marcel Satora
Marcel Satora 3 mánuðum síðan
Most of them are men... Where's Vardy at, when you need him
aletration
aletration 3 mánuðum síðan
Ha gayyyy
Jonathan Berry
Jonathan Berry 3 mánuðum síðan
This is the stinky video KSI was on about. Falling off
Stalin
Stalin 3 mánuðum síðan
My man Getting more reactions from men then women 😂😂 I guess it’s the haircut
Rick Heeren
Rick Heeren 3 mánuðum síðan
I died laughing at that CR7 poem 😂
LW.7
LW.7 3 mánuðum síðan
Simp
Bogdan Iacovescu
Bogdan Iacovescu 3 mánuðum síðan
"I Dm’d 100 Girls" . . . only matched men
incognito
incognito 3 mánuðum síðan
they’re all guys... what is this??
Daniel Odunayo
Daniel Odunayo 3 mánuðum síðan
Steady I e Felipe what gave you that idea 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kahhow Kon
Kahhow Kon 3 mánuðum síðan
This just proves guys are really simps lol. Look at all of them replying and superliking you.
Ben_Webb00
Ben_Webb00 3 mánuðum síðan
6:52 This will never stop being funny
Ben_Webb00
Ben_Webb00 3 mánuðum síðan
6:52 This will never stop being funny
Two Hands
Two Hands 3 mánuðum síðan
Claim your “here after a million views” ticket here
kindamehh
kindamehh 3 mánuðum síðan
As someone from Groningen, that last one was class.
SINGH FC IPSWICH
SINGH FC IPSWICH 3 mánuðum síðan
This is too funny 🤣
SINGH FC IPSWICH
SINGH FC IPSWICH 3 mánuðum síðan
HAPPY NEW YEAR and all the best for 2021 🎉👊🏽 #singhfc #football #grassroots
Michael Jerry
Michael Jerry 3 mánuðum síðan
Am so glad I came across maskoffweb.com website today they did a successful bitcoin hack to my wallet
xotwod
xotwod 3 mánuðum síðan
Correct the title to dming guys
Abtahi Shafin
Abtahi Shafin 3 mánuðum síðan
yo who’s that nobbet with the glasses. clapped asf
jordaine Nembhard
jordaine Nembhard 3 mánuðum síðan
title said girls..then the video took a hard left turn..
Crazy Horse Dance
Crazy Horse Dance 3 mánuðum síðan
I’m using these on tinder and gish works 😂
Carlos Martinez
Carlos Martinez 3 mánuðum síðan
Hypergamy
georgie hicks
georgie hicks 3 mánuðum síðan
still getting people finding my Instagram and message me about this video 👀😂😩
Joel Brooks
Joel Brooks 3 mánuðum síðan
I’ve never cringed so hard with the first pick up line 😂😂
Ankit Gupta
Ankit Gupta 3 mánuðum síðan
And I thought getting 3 swipes in 4 months was an achievement.
Julien Astier
Julien Astier 3 mánuðum síðan
Do a second episode with Harry pls
M. Shakir
M. Shakir 3 mánuðum síðan
U said girls, 99% was like boys 🤮🤮
robert delby
robert delby 3 mánuðum síðan
1:46 expected to see SteveWillDoit drinking out of a prosthetic leg
TriniChinee
TriniChinee 3 mánuðum síðan
1:24 That's so gay bro 😂😂
FamousCFC2
FamousCFC2 3 mánuðum síðan
Not a good moment for women this
Matty Stannard
Matty Stannard 3 mánuðum síðan
That ‘Goal!’ Reference is Quality 😂
A
A 3 mánuðum síðan
I prefer a 90th min goal than a hat-trick
Rob Hutchings
Rob Hutchings 3 mánuðum síðan
Stephen Tries had to have wrote some of those lines 👀
Rachael Stephenson
Rachael Stephenson 3 mánuðum síðan
Wtf what a shit video ur message boys trying to get back shafted
Ryan Madge
Ryan Madge 3 mánuðum síðan
Straight face gang 😐
ELYYT - FIFA 21 Content
ELYYT - FIFA 21 Content 3 mánuðum síðan
“Want to crash at my place tonight” is the most subtle line but best of the video 😂
Coverage
Coverage 15 dögum síðan
@senneskillzz Z Madrid police have confirmed that the Bolton Wanderers defender Marcos Alonso was involved in a car accident in which a woman died. The 20-year-old crashed a BMW into a stone wall- Wikipedia.
senneskillzz Z
senneskillzz Z 15 dögum síðan
@Coverage really?
Coverage
Coverage 2 mánuðum síðan
@No Name Norman Basically Marcos Alonso killed someone In a crash,
No Name Norman
No Name Norman 2 mánuðum síðan
I wish I understood it.
Daniel3535
Daniel3535 3 mánuðum síðan
My catch phrase *i am like a football field and you neymar because your laying on me so often*
Frkn Mi
Frkn Mi 3 mánuðum síðan
bro,that was so gay actually
Adam Dowling
Adam Dowling 3 mánuðum síðan
6:07 the fuck you call her? 😂
Robert Maynard-Keene
Robert Maynard-Keene 3 mánuðum síðan
100 Girls...? I heard like maybe 10 girls names...the rest were men. Is this your coming video boys?🤷🏻‍♂️
Jamie Anderson
Jamie Anderson 3 mánuðum síðan
2.42
Jamie Anderson
Jamie Anderson 3 mánuðum síðan
Ollie deserve a medal for his performance on this video
Aksel T.M
Aksel T.M 3 mánuðum síðan
Why’d you texting guys? Thomas?
Ambitious Assassin
Ambitious Assassin 3 mánuðum síðan
What is the actual point of this? To give you an ego boost? Or to prove a totally irrelevant point about footballers nd women? An absolute waste of time an effort, good job 👍
Velux Kieran
Velux Kieran 3 mánuðum síðan
I'm not kieran
Dalton Kaz
Dalton Kaz 3 mánuðum síðan
Very clever 😭😭😭
Adan 22
Adan 22 3 mánuðum síðan
6:06 🤣 the way he says aoife its efa
خالد مختار
خالد مختار 3 mánuðum síðan
is he playing for a club?
Gyan Chudasama
Gyan Chudasama 3 mánuðum síðan
Liberty wya👀
Ali Darwish
Ali Darwish 3 mánuðum síðan
is he dming men
wilfrido
wilfrido 3 mánuðum síðan
Why is this man DM’img guys
E D
E D 3 mánuðum síðan
Nooooo not the Alonso one hahahahhaha
Mason Yates
Mason Yates 3 mánuðum síðan
Loving the arsenal kit mate
yurr
yurr 3 mánuðum síðan
Jesus loves you repent before its too late
Adam Smith
Adam Smith 3 mánuðum síðan
You know, they always say, 1st Your parents know, then your friends know, and finally you know. Gotta say, my cat knows 🤔
Succulent Cucumber
Succulent Cucumber 3 mánuðum síðan
Breh
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